Deron's but butter vs Paul's plop pickles.

Not since Bird and Magic have two NBA players' careers been compared so relentlessly. This is because Chris Paul and Deron Williams are so similar in their dominance. Before this season and Derrick Rose, either player was arguably considered to be the best point guard in the game. Most NBA pundits have never decisively titled one better than the other. We believe that this comparison drives them to be their best. We at 100POP think Chris and Deron are linked in ways that extend far beyond the hardwood and  don't stop competing when their pants are around their ankles. We also believe at 100POP that Chris Paul and Deron Williams don’t attempt to form any one particular type of turd, just that the turds they do create are better than the others.  During All Star weekend we argue that they try to sync their bathroom breaks and viciously compare the variables of their  dumps to determine who has champion chunks. If this is the case then we also calculate there are probably some pictures sent through SMS or BBM that perpetuate this debate. Forget Greg Odom's dong, a pic of Paul's dung going viral  would be a controversy.