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Why Poo Stories

Dear Ploppers,

I, like most humans, once had a disagreement with my bum and jumped through a bunch of figurative hoops and loops that landed me smack dab in the middle of a good poo story. This story has been an excellent catalyst in the fight against boring, robotic social interactions. It is my belief a good poo story can lift the collective level of enjoyment in grouped conversation as well as creating and up grading friendship bonds. Good poo stories can bring people together. In my years of pooing and talking about it, I realize that poo and poo stories evoke a gambit of emotional reaction. I think I can say that in most countries, people of all ages, gender and sexual preference will remember a good poo story.

I have also found that poo stories attract other good stories. Once one has been put out there, people feel silly talking about the weather and reach for other fun things to talk about, like their own poo story. More often the naught, you step out of one shitty story and you inevitably end up in another. This is because everybody, whether or not they know it, has a good poo story or knows someone who does.

We are born, we live, we eat, we pay taxes, WE POO, we die.

The rest is just stuff.

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Friday, February 18, 2011

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