I hypothesize that like his game, Lebron's poo is freakish in size and bloody dynamic. It can be big and heavy, explosive, diving right to the hole causing a lot of fouls. However, during important playoff games LJ has been rumored to produce ghostly waste, disappearing into the bowl without a trace--barely whiffable.
I also bet Lebron James inspects his own poo with a magnifying glass, a bible, a journal and a camera. Similar to those who have found images of the Mother of Jesus in grilled cheese sandwiches, Lebron pinches his nose and searches for images of Jesus or MJ in his turd to confirm that he is the "chosen one". In fact, I heard a rumor that a lot of his defecates are the product of overeating grilled cheese sandwiches—he also looks for symbols in his food too. Continuing with speculation I bet he inspected Delonte West's poo for other reasons once.
Finally we at 100POP think that if Lebron’s poo had an agent, it would probably have signed a lucrative deal with American Standard that only allows it to be flushed down products made by them; threatening all other toilets that touch a LBJ poo with serious litigigation.
In fact, without permission, I may be sued for even talking about such a deal.
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