Kevin Love, with his rebounding prowess, no doubt learned how to use his butt at an early age. Receiving the tutelage of ball-getter- greats like Bill Lambeer, it is obvious that Love respects the art of the board and the dump. The first thing about being a good rebounder is occupying space. Thereby after his morning coffee and carving that fine chin strap into his face, I suspect he starts his poo routine; boxing out the upper-lid, bending his knees and keeping his back straight. On the court, Mr. Love knows to move people out of space and let the ball come to him. On the can, rather than straining to jump into action, Love clears his head and lets the poo come to him. Simply put, his poo clears people out of the way. I bet that if he ever lost control in a hot tub he would owe the owners a new tub. For Timberwolves’ scat this is not. It is said that Love throws the best out-let pass in the basketball, we think he also knows how to “let out” Grizzly poops.
Is that a Mayo for Love trade I smell…oh no, that would be Bullsh*t.
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