Derrick Rose's crap splits the water with purpose.

Rose is shy. On the court, Derrick Rose lets his game do the talking and keeps his feeling and thoughts internalized. Jut like the explosive SLAM dunks he drops, we bet he smashes out explosive turds. Plops that thunder towards the hole separating the defending water, leaving its mark on the bowl. Crap that lets its smell let everyone know its owner is to be taken seriously. Similar to the Incredible Hulk, we believe Rose fears to expose these capabilities. For this reason we predict Rose hates public washrooms when having to poo. I would venture to say that his turds are the badass type that clear the room. Picture it, Rose in a visitors change room without private washrooms. Sitting there he punishes the toilet with  a burrito inspired crap while Noah in the stall next to him.  Noah unprepared, gets his nostrils assaulted and acts like Costanza  in a fire at a kids party. Next thing you know the only one left in the change room in is Thibodeau shaking his head issuing the words; “NBA Pussies!” This is why I believe Rose and the Bulls have installed an industrial ventilation system into the teams locker room and his house.  Derrick Rose MVP, MVPlop!