Tim Duncan is arguably the best power forward to ever play the game. Having him in the NBA is a joy as a big F fan, not because his game is so inspiring anymore, but rather, because he represents a bridge to a type of big man and game that seems to becoming extinct in the NBA. For the last decade we saw him thrive on back to the basket offense making a grotesque amount of bank shots.
For this reason we believe his brown bum butter is quite large and round. Why???? Because he is "old school" and likes to bank his shots. It's simple science, the fatter your deuce is, the easier it is to bank it against the porcelain walls.
For this reason we believe his brown bum butter is quite large and round. Why???? Because he is "old school" and likes to bank his shots. It's simple science, the fatter your deuce is, the easier it is to bank it against the porcelain walls.
We also deduce that this practice makes him a lousy guest to have over for dinner.
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