Dirk is a master of his domain; there really is no game quite like his in the NBA. The platonic face up big man. His touch, decision-making and scoring sense is exceptional. Many who have tried to copy his game have been criticized for wasting their size outside. The closest thing to a game like his is Kevin Durant’s, however, when you examine the two stars, you will see their skill sets are different, like oranges and grape fruit. Durant is an orange, dirk a grapefruit. Although you peel both yellow covers, grape fruit doesn’t taste like an orange.
Dirk is unique and we at 100POP also think his dumps are too. Yes, he probably creates indefinable smells on the porcelain. Aroma’s that traditionally might not be considered overly rotten, but because the nose and brain cannot categorize the type of stink, leave smellers in extreme nostril pain. It has been said that those who smell a Dirk dump have a physical reaction that is similar to the frustration and confusion that many coaches have experienced in watching their defensive scheme being mocked by the swish of his mid range jump shots.
It is rumored that this is really why Nash was traded to Phoenix. There was an ultimatum surrounding the Maverick stalls and Cuban chose Dirk’s nose enigma dumps over Nash’s assists.
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