Blake Griffin has stormed the scene in a manner Vince Carter did 11 years ago. Where opposing teams fans cheer his introduction and people forgo washroom breaks in fear of missing the next “Best dunk ever!” I was at such a game a couple weeks ago and the guy in front of me almost wet himself in the first half. Why do people care, because he can bring it to the hole with a power and grace of the mythical Grizzelle. Now if you are unfamiliar with the physiology of this beast, it is half speedy gazelle, half mean grizzly bear. Blake, AKA the Grizzelle, leaves many fans standing and screaming, “He’s not human!” ….
We at 100POP believe the same words are uttered by those who are called in to unplug the toilets he has posterized. I heard The Staples Centre in house plumber is currently on disability. We think The Grizzellle's poo is the most lethal out of this years crop of All Stars. Chalked full of protein, excess muscle and gram crackers, we predict that those who come within fifteen feet of a Grizzelle turd often feel dizziness and are asked not to operate any motorized vehicles or heavy machinery for twenty four hours.
We at 100POP believe the same words are uttered by those who are called in to unplug the toilets he has posterized. I heard The Staples Centre in house plumber is currently on disability. We think The Grizzellle's poo is the most lethal out of this years crop of All Stars. Chalked full of protein, excess muscle and gram crackers, we predict that those who come within fifteen feet of a Grizzelle turd often feel dizziness and are asked not to operate any motorized vehicles or heavy machinery for twenty four hours.
Let the myth of the Grizzelle run strong.
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