Joe Johnson and Al Horford's brown mounds create a frown.

Al Horford and Joe Johnson exercise very different functions on the court. However, what these two NBA all star teammates share, is that their games are like a good toaster. A good toaster is consistent, durable and does what you expect of it... pop out toast.  Johnson and Horford consistently score points and grab rebounds, durably play hard-nosed defense and pop fans out of their seats in victory. Making this analogy more credible is how Joe Johnson and Al Horford are also treated like a good toaster.  When a toaster does its job day in and day out, no one gets excited and says, ”This machine is amazing!” People just except it’s consistency as a fact, reap the toaster’s benefits and talk about other, "more important" things.  Heading towards another 50 win season Joe, Al (Joe-al) and the Hawks are playing well, but very few give them the credit such consistency deserves. Instead, pundits usually make a small mention of Hawks success and then talk about other teams, most of which Atlanta has beat at least once this year.

We at 100POP are angry about this treatment of Al Horford, Joe Johnson and good toasters. None of these three should be taken lightly. Respect the machine that makes your bread lightly browned and respect Joe Johnson and Al Horford. Come on people!

Another thing everyone should respect and no one should take lightly is  Joe Johnson’s chocolate hotdogs and Al Horford’s  fudge dragons.  Both player’s sewer trout needs admiration as well. Like their play, we believe Joe-al's bowels are impressive.  Logic has it that both sit and try to produce the best damn poo every single time.  Their dung drudgery doesn't produce  average floaters. What probably comes out are dense, sleek, brown mounds, that instantly make a big splash on the scene. We think all experts should take notice. Johnson’s chocolate hotdogs and Horford’s fudge dragons leave the toilets they face defeated.  In a poo-off series I would not want to come up against this duo.

Chuck, Kenny and the rest of you talking heads, we dare you to take a whiff. If you do, you will never again treat Joe-al like a toaster.