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Enjoy the NBA poo chronicles from the Scientists of 100POP. 100POP created this research in excitement for the launch of its first official POO STORY set for April 1st.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Manu Ginobili aka The Porcelain Prince



It has been reported that Greg Popovich holds his breath every time Manu Ginobili steps off a curb.  That is not the only time he holds his breath. The lefty who has a spectacular sense of finish doesn’t just let it rain against the Milwaukee Bucks. It is understood amongst those in the know that that as a running joke he enjoys waiting until Popovich sits down to go two in the practice facility and then enters the stall beside him and forces him to hold his breath.
Another probable fact is that he always takes a long time, often consuming whole News Papers in one shitting. We believe that when he paints the bowl it comes in all shapes in sizes. Sometimes spectacular, sometimes simple, sometimes stinky…a little bit of everything, just always long in the process!
We also have heard from reliable sources that he is a man of the people, not afraid to drop his grey and blacks among the common folk, sparing squares with geriatrics and the newly toilet trained.
 Unconfirmed rumors have it that In Argentina his nickname translates, “The Porcelain Prince”

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