Kevin Durant and his Praying Mantis Poo

The praying mantis stretches its long body out to warn others of the potential harm it can inflict.  If others persist to get in the way of The Praying mantis, it will lash out with bites.  The Praying Mantis on Oklahoma takes bites out of defenders pride. A sleek, one of a kind body, Durant is long and his game is mean. His toilet behaviour is the opposite.  Like his gentleman way of tweeting his resigning in the face of Eastern Conference Circuses, Durant is highly cognizant of the domains he dumps in and this respect often determines the type of movement he permits himself to have. Lets be clear, anyone with a moniker like The Praying Mantis, must have long, steamy, wrap around the bowl poo, with a smell that some will argue is morally wrong.  This is why we believe he is a bit of  a holder-in.  Yes, Durant may squeeze out necessary rabbit pellets in charity event community toilets, but those are probably the tip of the ice burg. A classy guy like Durant waits until the perfect conditions to let out the Mantis dung...except if he is in the presence of  the enemy.

 There is Rumor that the Praying Mantis stalks into visiting change rooms of worthy opponents before they arrive and drops built up stank in long dynamic tubes. Taking a page from Pierce, Durant used this tactic to help gain an at home advantage against LA last year in the playoffs.