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Enjoy the NBA poo chronicles from the Scientists of 100POP. 100POP created this research in excitement for the launch of its first official POO STORY set for April 1st.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Kobe Lives Breathes and Craps Basketball


Kobe Bryant is arguably the most committed player to ever play the game of basketball. From personal trainers, yoga, extra workouts, film study and embracing the teachings of others who were great before him, Kobe has turned becoming great into a science. He doesn’t just play the game, he lives the game- using every moment to better his game.
            So with this in mind, you have to wonder what he does while he takes a poo. The scientists at 100POP believe Kobe works on his core balance. He probably has an Asian inspired hole-in-the-floor toilet so he can work on pivoting, post moves and boxing out; all the while squatting over a hole shitting. As Been gets older, his game has changed, I credit his pooing for his improved back to the basket post moves.
            Since he has committed his life to the perfection of the game, extracting every ounce of potential his body can muster, you've got to wonder if he has actually transformed the type of poo he has.  Maybe his dietitian has concocted an eating regime that has allowed him to actually poo in the shape of basketballs. 
            If basketball shaped poo would guarantee his team a win over the Celtics you know he would make it happen.

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