Russell Westbrook is not the actor who played the drug slinging gangster Bodie on HBO’s The Wire. This is hard to believe. Not because Westbrook only looks like Bodie, but because Bodie’s character is embodied in the way Westbrook plays. Similar to the fictional Bodie, Westbrook is a pawn in the NBA chess game. A pawn that has risen to All Star status on his own dime. Again like Bodie, his game is raw, dangerous, sleek, fearless and controversial. In fact, we also heard these are the adjectives that his teammate Jeff Green used to describe Westbrook’s anal assaults.
For these reasons, 100POP forecasts that Westbrook gets his dung done in a quick and decisive manner. Russell is on and off toilet in the time it takes most men to relieve their urinary tract. This means that like his game, Westbrook has come and gone before you really know what has hit you.
We also believe that Westbrook resents all the attention Durant's stench sticks get when Russell also consistently delivers such impressive washroom movements. Green was tired of dealing with these two dung lions and ergo the Perkin's trade.
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