This is an official preemptive apology. Mr. Garnett we are Sorry.
We thought about dissecting your poo but felt you might not like it. We were worried you might seek us out in anger, get in our face and scream Adidas slogans at us while pounding your head against bed posts with saliva flying in a Turner and Hooch manner. We fear this. You are a scary Mother F$#cker.
So we will not talk about your mantra, "bring the rage to the cage" while sitting Gandhi like on your specialized Velvet toilet with Samuel Jackson's Pulp Fiction character plastered on the back.
Please accept our apology.
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Enjoy the NBA poo chronicles from the Scientists of 100POP. 100POP created this research in excitement for the launch of its first official POO STORY set for April 1st.
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