Rajon Rondo’s game is like the Raptors that were portrayed in Jurassic Park*; cunning, menacing and lethal to those in their way. It’s a scientific fact that Rondo shred’s any defender that comes close to him. This is why he is given so much space on defense….that and his jump shot stinks like a bathroom movement. So you would think he would be so vicious with his time on the toilet, but we must argue that this is not the case.
Similar to Kobe, he approaches the daily dump as an opportunity to better his game. Both pooing and foul shots are rituals and it is not secret to anyone that Rondo is terrible from the line. This is why we at 100POP believe that his free throw shot doctor is encouraging him to practice spiritual lightness when entering toilet stalls. I would guess rondo sits on the crapper and attempts to reach a mental abyss by repeating the words, "wet mesh, mesh wet, wet mesh" the same manta our lip readers have seen him repeat on the line in the fourth quarter. It is believed that when Rondo is successful at reaching this inward peace the fans melt away and all that is left is he and Doc Rivers. This is why we believe Rondo listens to Enya with vanilla scented candles while passing a solid poo. Thereby, we believe that more often then not, his dumps are smooth, nicely formed, lightly scented nuggets.
*Please do not think I am saying Rondo’s game is like those who dawn the Raptors jerseys north of the 49th parallel. The Toronto Raptors look more like the purple dinosaur Barney than the dinosaurs portrayed in Jurassic Park.
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